浪漫的阴谋！（纯属胡编，请勿当真）

八公 · 发表于 2006-4-18 21:11:00

好久没来论坛，进来发现老发不了贴，本来想好好休息，谁知被一诺从梦中叫醒，叫俺开工！唉，没办法啊！谁叫俺欠他钱捏！声明：本文所有素材均由一诺提供，与本人无关！话说有个叫做浪漫的小女人（有时化名为风筝，四处作案），年方三八，长的是可谓婷婷玉立，无奈择偶要求过高，引无数帅哥竟摔交！至今单身！过年回家，其老妈从电视里看到一个著名的昏介所！名曰：后司介。老妈大喜，特令浪漫前去寻觅如意郎君！浪漫奉命前往后司介，立马开始灌水！奈何网友众多，天下无人能识君！浪漫苦思冥想，终得一计！前去后司介发一眼球贴，曰：“小女子大赠送”！并明码标价！果然吸引眼球无数，不料，由于属于虚假广告，被后司介工商所查处，更可气的是一名顾客（名曰：老狼）竟骂之为流氓！唉，真是偷鸡不成蚀把米啊！天无绝人之路，一日，浪漫欣闻街道陈醋乔迁请客！经过四方打听，得知前去蹭饭的未婚小伙非常之多，连忙跟贴报名！到了陈醋家，浪漫拿出当年老妈教她的手艺，貌似贤惠女子： <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-4/20064181373870291.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-4/20064181373870291.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> 奈何总帅锅被牛牛所牵，浪漫只好投身牛牛，伺机寻找如意郎君： <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-4/20064181394188573.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-4/20064181394188573.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> 欲知后事如何且听下回分解